This website was hacked.
We believe it was Russian intelligence but we can’t be sure until our investigation is complete.
Rest assured, if it is the Russians, there will be proportionate response.
Anyway, we are back and we intend to resume our publication with maximum effort.
Our new year resolutions
10. Resist hacking from Russia
9. Disseminate opiniony news and newsy opinion.
8. Find a graphic artist who is willing to work for free so we don’t use embarrassing, atrocious inappropriate graphics.
7. Report on our abusive (“it is complicated”) relationship with Eritrea.
6. Evangelize Monty Pythons Meaning Of Life: “M-hmm….Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations”
5. Be prepared for a tragic Warriors loss.
4. Stop making up random stuff when people ask, “where exactly is Eritrea?”
3. Do not mock people and their beliefs even if they believe in astrology even if NASA says that 3,000 after the Babylonians invented astrology, “the sky has shifted because Earth’s axis (North Pole) doesn’t point in quite the same direction. Now Mimi’s August 4 birthday would mean she was born “under the sign” of Cancer (one constellation “earlier”), not Leo.” Ok, that was the last time we will do that.
2. Accept that stuff happens for reasons that you can’t understand, or you won’t understand. Also don’t use the word “stuff.”
1. Your sanity depends on acknowledging that nobody is reading what you are writing and just tell yourself: “it beats watching cute cat videos.” Or: does it?
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