This Year’s Winter Olympics Are A Bit Different

Alpine skiing.  Biathlon.  Bobsleigh.  Cross-country skiing.  Curling.  Figure skating.  Freestyle skiing.  Ice hockey.  Luge.  Nordic combined.  Short track speed skating.  Skeleton.  Ski jumping.  Snowboarding.  Speed skating…

These games are, um, well, let’s have comedian Alonzo Bodden tell us what they are: “…the only time we as a nation come together to watch sports we know nothing about. And judge everyone of them.”

But this year, they are a little different because of this:

And this:

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And….. this:

That’s right: there are a lot of women in the game. What did you think we were talking about?